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scientist:on average teenagers go on the internet 16 hours a week
me:you mean per day
scientist:what
me:what
— 12 hours ago with 363998 notes

standardgaydad:

u know u fucked up when u still haven’t slept yet and u hear birds chirping outside

(via justinbiebern)

— 12 hours ago with 71200 notes

theanti90smovement:

sorry i cant hang out with u today i have to catch up on my crying

(via relahvant)

— 12 hours ago with 247229 notes

plaineasyandsimple:

this one time a guy in my class was gonna download his presentation from hotmail.com

HE SPELLED IT WRONG

HE SPELLED HOTMALE.COM

HE WAS CONNECTED TO THE PROJECTOR

WE WERE TWELVE

JUST IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED

(Source: thelifeof-moa, via trust)

— 12 hours ago with 289372 notes

catholicnun:

i think i dropped myself as a baby

(via trust)

— 12 hours ago with 179234 notes

queen-of-quiet-queefs:

unityy:

Finish this s

oulja boy off in this hoe Watch me crank it Watch me roll Watch me crank that soulja boy Then super man that hoe Now watch me you (crank that soulja boy) Now watch me you (crank that soulja boy) Now watch me you (crank that soulja boy) Now watch me you (crank that soulja boy)

(via phobias)

— 12 hours ago with 90539 notes